The US Secretary of Defense has confirmed that "America will attack Mars on Monday."
After two centuries of negotiations, the US Secretary of Defense, Dr. Strange Love, declared war against the planet Mars: "First of all it has a bad name which means the war lord. On the other hand, we have found that the human rights are not respected in Mars."
Mr. Sneppah Cuff, the president of Mars, told the media on Friday that "the accusations are fair and I am ready to get nuked on Monday". Addressing the nation in the state run TV he said: "Because we are not human at all, there are no human rights here and thus, US has the right to fry us all."
An unknown source in CIA (Campaign for an Idealistic America) told our reporter that the people of Mars are dying to get nuked by US.