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Friday, 6 July 2007

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L.A. Mayor confirms he was cheating on his real wife, the City of Los Angeles; Angelinos are heartbroken

Los Angeles, California - After his expulsion from the Mayoral mansion by his wife, Corina Villaraigosa, and her filing for divorce last month, Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, announced today what was rumored all along, since his announcement of the separation of his wife, which left Angelinos wondering where did he find the time or the energy.

Known for making personal appearances with California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger and heads of state like Tony Blair, as well as making unannounced appearances at every, Bar mitzvah and Quinceanera in Los Angeles, Angelinos were shocked not to hear their Mayor was having an affair with young attractive Spanish language TV reporter, Mirthala Salinas, from local TV station 52.

"We feel cheated on too," said Tim Anderson, an Angelino. "We all thought he was cheating on his wife but with the City of Los Angeles, not another woman."

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