Written by Jim Dunson
Print this

Wednesday, 4 July 2007

image for Female principal's affair with head cheerleader is really hot
Gloria Mendez in her previous employment

The town of Topeka, Kansas was shocked yesterday to discover that the principal of one of its most prestigious private schools had engaged in a totally hot girl-on-girl affair with its head cheerleader.

Gloria Mendez, who had become principal of the Cair Paravel-Latin School after a bikini modeling stint in Barbados, admitted yesterday that she began making inappropriate advances towards senior year student and yoga enthusiast Julianne Stein four months ago which culminated to numerous sexual trysts that can only be described as really hot.

Topeka police wasted no time investigating as every available officer volunteered to be put on the case. "We are taking this very seriously. Our men have been working round the clock attaining every detail from where and how many times it happened and to what it felt like" announced police Chief Jules Marsh.

When reached for comment Stein, dressed in a naughty tanktop, stated, "I don't think we did anything wrong. When our naked bodies embraced, I saw the face of God and writh... are you okay? You're sweating a lot".

Outrage in the state capital has been mixed with half the community finding the whole event to be ridiculously hot while other consider it to be merely extremely hot. However, both sides have found a middle ground by agreeing that the small minority of citizens who consider the whole thing to be despicable are just being totally gay.

For the time being, police are scrambling to find an alleged sex tape between the smoking hotties so that it can scrutinized by forensics for several hours and if there is time, prosecute Mendez.

"We are really at a loss as to what to we should do. If we drop the charges then she will just go back to Stein and if we charge her then she will placed in a prison with dozens of lonely and hopefully fit inmates..." stated State Prosecutor Alan King, "frankly, we are hoping to do both".

When asked about allegations that a threesome may have occurred between Mendez, Stein and the school's hot nurse, King responded with, "Well... damn".

Make Jim Dunson's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 5?

4 10 16 18
26 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more