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Topics: Prison, Georgia

Sunday, 1 July 2007

Atlanta, Georgia - Georgia Governor Sonny Shitler announced today that the state of Georgia will imprison everybody with the exception of members of the police state and politicians.

The United States prison/industrial complex has more prisoners per capita than any other nation on the planet and probably the entire solar system and maybe even the Milky Way galaxy and probably more than anyone in the local group of galaxies and perhaps the entire universe and if the universe is merely a tiny cell (relatively speaking) within a much larger super-macro structure then it is plausible that it has more prisoners per capita than that mega-colossal structure and on top of all of that the state of Georgia has more prisoners per capital than any of the other 50 states.

This comes as good news to big government, large private prison corporations, lawyers, judges, policemen, prison caterers, prison medical personnel, builders of prisons, prison guards, prison prostitutes, executioners, prison ministries, prison teachers and anyone else not skilled enough to get a real job. Not to mention architects, prison photographers, drug dealers, prison ass rapists, communities near prisons dependent upon the human misery which is inherent to the prison system and manufacturers of handcuffs and chains.

All of this has come about due to an over abundance of millions of laws which make everyone a law breaker whether they know it or not. Everything is now illegal in Amerika and even more so in Georgia (and Texas). Americka's founding fathers would be flown to Guantanamo today under the not so patriotic "Patriot Akt". Politicians- all with no real marketable skills - have nothing to do with their time except to write useless law after useless law and none of these laws can be understood by anyone except a few lawyers and recently on the TV show Jeopardy there was a contestant claiming to be a lawyer who was unable to answer one single fundamental question about the constitution. This is very ironic because how can one obey a law if he cannot understand it ?

Judges hand out long inhumane sentences at the drop of a hat for the slightest infraction and when they and their fellow prosecutors are caught breaking one of the myriad of undecipherable laws they are heard whining about how time comes to a standstill when one is put in prison and how cruel and unusual it is to throw people into solitary confinement and how prison rape involving prisoners and guards is common place and indescribably evil and perverted as well as cruel and unusual also.

In the meantime those truly guilty of violent crime are released early to make room for everybody else. Almost everyone in the US is already in prison or will soon be there with the exception of O.J. Simpson and Michael jackSIN. Its enough to make one long and yearn for the good-ole-days of the Soviet Gulag Archipelago.

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