CCN (Crazy Cal News) - RIPLEY, WV - Ripley Storm Trooper Police and sheriff officers stormed 12 Tanglewood Village and brutalized an elderly disabled man today. The police came with guns drawn and screamed for the man to come out. The man repeatedly asked, "What did I do?" but the officers refused to answer. Instead, they told him to "Come the hell out of the apartment."
The man insisted that he had done nothing wrong and was not coming out, so the police grabbed his curtains and ripped them off the window. They threatened to kick down the door, and came in to apprehend the man.
The police handcuffed the elderly, disabled man and threw him in the back of the police car, yelling for him to sit up straight. He was not able to sit exactly the way they wanted him to, so they ripped him out of the car and threw him back in again.
The Tanglewood Village Apartments are a normally peaceful, low income housing project for poor, disabled, and elderly people with medical problems. Most of the residents are white and range from their 50s to their 80s. We can see why the Nazi Republican Storm Troopers of the United Empire of America would violently attack such people. They are too old to contribute anything to society. These evil doer terrerists need ta' be stopped.
The police obviously thought that they were coming for TheSpoof.com reporter Cal Jennings, but they were a few numbers off on the address. Either that, or the call interrupted their coffee and fresh donuts, which you know would drive ANY police officer to anger and violence.