Written by susan allen-rosario
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Topics: Sex, Ann Coulter

Saturday, 30 June 2007

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Cookie or Nookie?

Dr. Phillip, French psychiatrist and author of the best selling book, "Why The Nuns are Crabby", stated today that conservative potty-mouth piece, Ann Coulter, would be much happier and less cranky if she could just get "laid".

In his book, 'Why The Nuns are Crabby', French points out that denying women sex, is a sure way to cause, what he sees as the 'Abstinence Attitude'. Dr Phillip says: "Ann's hateful, deranged and often-juvenile comments are a clear sign of this disorder. My advice to her would be to get more nookie and maybe she would feel much better about the world."

"Ann, herself seems to enjoy all the attention that being a total bitch clearly affords her," said another psychiatrist. "I don't think she wants to change. She loves all the rumors and controversy she brings to the table. It's making her rich. (One rumor being that, Ann Coulter was once a man.)

"Nookie? I think she needs more 'cookie'; she's too damn skinny, if you ask me. Do I hear anorexic? Maybe if she got rid of all the 'hot air' she would have more room for food, and that voice, it just grates. Can't we make her go away?"

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