Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Friday, 29 June 2007

C.N.N. Immigration expert Lou Dobbs was injured last night when he slipped on a Re Fried Bean twisting his ankle in the Process/

Dobbs was on his way to the Great Wall of Phoenix to Celebrate the Senate sending the immigration reform bill down in defeat.

He stopped for gas at a Station owned by Carlos Ramirez Gonzalez Mendez -- C.E.O. of Mexican Firm " Wet Back Fix a Flat " and was pumping Gas when he stepped on the Discarded Bean
Lou Dobbs Tonight Poll

Should Mexico have Universal Health Care to Protect Americans who need Gasoline? cast your vote at www.loudobbs.com/HeyChicoHurryUpWithThatIcedamnit

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