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Topics: Prison, Murder, Death Row

Monday, 25 June 2007

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Morgan - just look at his eyes!

A British woman from Nottingham has married a Death Row prisoner who could soon earn a reprieve at a ceremony at a US jail.

Tracy Cope, 44, a desperate, unemployable retard, tied the knot with James Lewis Morgan, 52, at Central Prison in Raleigh, North Carolina, last week.

The two had a four-and-a-half-year relationship by post after they "met" through a pen pal agency, Losers-R-Us in 2003. They exchanged love poems and soiled underwear, but, until the wedding, had never actually seen each other in the flesh, having both exchanged photographs of movie stars, which they claimed were themselves.

Morgan was convicted of murdering Patrina Lynette King, 34, in 1997 for having a middle name, and was sentenced to death. Now, because of new forensic evidence, he has earned a retrial and, his lawyers say, could be free within weeks.

The excited newly-weds 'touched' and 'kissed' through a reinforced glass screen, and spoke on a phone about their plans should Morgan be released.

Morgan, saliva dripping from his beard, said:

"I can't wait to get out of here and murder her to pieces."

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