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Sunday, 24 June 2007

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President Bush

WASHINGTON - President Bush sought medical attention last night after attempting to prepare a midnight-snack for himself.

Sources close to the President have told the press that President Bush tried making a sandwich and was injured.

"He buttered his hands with mustard, put cheese and Bologna between them, put his hands together like a sandwich, and bit into them," that from an unnamed reliable source.

"The president has received a tetanus shot and is resting comfortably," said Doctor Allan Simons, Chief Psychologist at the Bethesda Naval Hospital.

Mr. Bush, nor Press Secretary Tony Snow, were available for comment, though Laura Bush told one reporter that he may have forgotten to turn on the light.

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