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Topics: George W. Bush, Hair

Wednesday, 11 February 2004

In a move that will surely shock most sane people living in almost all the developed countries, George W. Bush has grown extensive facial hair (using miracle Hair Club For Men formula only available to presidents and those who are balding) and has changed his name to Osama Bin Bushy.

"See, it works on two levels. There's A) where my chin hair is bushy and there's 2) where my hair... I mean my name is Bushy. My name is Bush."

"Bushy's" campaign managers failed to comment and actually fled in their cars going the wrong way on a one way road after being approached by this reporter. One was even spotted trying to cross into Canada several hours later.

Bin Bushy, as the leader of the free world insists he be referred to, had some other changes planned. "I want to build a house where we do law and where pro-wrestlers can live in peace and matrimony." the president stated of his "Might House" plan. "I just think it is time to modernize this country's establishment government. We need more schools and less educational places. We need more money for the congress and less taxes for the people. We need jobs and less occupationals. You see what I am getting at?" explained the bearded commander-in-chief.

In related news, Bin Laden has changed his name to George Bin Lad. "To ensure the balance in the force." said the terrorist-in-charge. "You wouldn't get it, it's an evil/good symmetry thing. Nevermiiind. Just nevermind."

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