CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - "For four years, Vice President Dick Cheney has resisted routine oversight of his office's handling of classified information and when the National Archives unit that monitors classification in the executive branch objected, the vice president's office suggested abolishing the oversight unit, according to documents released yesterday by a Democratic congressman," the New York Times reports.
"Don't these people know I'm above the law," asked Cheney. "I'm rich. I'm ROLLING in dough! I don't pay taxes, and I SURELY don't obey the law. Laws are for the poor, just like taxes."
The Big Dick now plans on starting a war with Iran where Halliburton opened its new headquarters.
"You think I'm rich now, just WAIT until we get the contract to rebuild Iran," exclaimed Cheney. "If we start World War III, we can get the contract to rebuild the WORLD! muaAHAHAHAaaaa!"