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Friday, 22 June 2007

In a shocking revelation that has taken our literary world by storm, JK Rowling, the author of Harry Potter series has revealed that she is a house elf.

In a press conference that took place in California yesterday, JK said ,"I am a house elf and am proud to admit it".

As the reporters looked at her open mouthed she went on saying, "you may be thinking why I am so unlike Dobby and Winky. Well I've been taking polyjuice potion of Mrs. Edward Helms and so I appear like her. We house elves are such a disgraced community. I Don't think I would have sold even a single book if people knew a house elf was writing it.And by the way I have married Dobby and Winky is our daughter. The 'husband' which all of u presume is mine (the ruddy squib) is our master and we're bound to serve him. My books show that we house elves are creative and innovative. We all are stereotyped as poor and good for nothing fellows. Well I have proved you lousy people wrong."

JK's husband (her master) was seen sitting with her with a solemn expression on his face. "What Joanne has said is absolutely right and she has done so with my consent.....but I am NOT A SQUIB" he shouted suddenly.

At this point his hand went into his coat pocket and he took out his wand and pointing towards Rowling shouted "Crucio". A polka dotted underwear came out of his wand and fell on Rowling's face. Talk about a spell being horribly wrong! However, Rowling started laughing hysterically and said "Master gave me cloth... I AM FREE" And taking that underwear dissapeared in a flash leaving the reporters and the so called master stunned.

After this revelation 98.7% of the pre-orders have been withdrawn making a joke of the seventh book. Argus filch has sued JK for making fun of squibs. However there's no information of her whereabouts.

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