Written by Entropus
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Sex, Dick Cheney

Monday, 18 June 2007

Deep within the lowest bunkers beneath the White House on Saturday, Vice President Dick Cheney ordered an intern in the employ of the administration to "Go Fuck Himself." To the astonishment of all, the plucky intern did just that, and in a stunning show of acrobatics and suspension of physical law earned a rare smile from the dour VP.

"I can't believe the little bastard actually did it," said a grinning Cheney, "he'll go far in this party."

The aide, a New Orleans native named Tom Flatus, said he was glad to serve his country and his Vice President. His only regret is that he is now a quadruplegic, though he is quite happy to have been promoted within the Administration from "Understooge" to the more dignified title of "Sally Brown-Nose."

Flatus expressed his excitement repeatedly from his wheelchair and has been invited to the Crawford ranch to go horseback riding with the President himself. When asked how he would ride a horse without the use of his arms or legs, he responded in true neoconservative fashion by chiding the reporter for his "defeatist" acceptance of reality.

"After all," said Flatus, "If I can literally go fuck myself, then I can certainly ride a horse!"

Make Entropus's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.



Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.




Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 5?

9 15 7 18
68 readers are online right now!

Go to top