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Saturday, 7 February 2004

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"Gawsh... this many?

WASHINGTON February 7, 2004 (EP) Preparing for an interview on "Meet the Press" this Sunday, President George Bush practiced answering the difficult questions expected from NBC Washington Bureau Chief Tim Russert.

Gathered in the Oval Office with Vice President Cheney and media-savvy Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, President Bush first responded to an easy question posed by Governor Schwarzenegger: "Mr. President, how many years have you now served as President of the United States?"

Bush has been preparing for his showdown for the past eighteen months by reading books about his time in office. Rumors abound that the books in question are made out of thick cardboard pages and are mainly illustrated works.

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