(MUSICMAN PRESS) It appears the Commander-in-Chief has begun holding cabinet meeting in an unusual locale.
"This is simply disgraceful, distasteful, and I refuse to stand for it. If that means my job; then so be it!", proclaimed Condoleezza Rice, outside the White House, to a group of five-hundred plus, not including the press. "He (President Bush) should have the dignity to hold the meeting elsewhere! The man's restroom is no place for a true lady, such as myself."
It is still unclear as to why the President insisted on meeting in a Chicago's O'Hare Airport men's room. Many close to the President say he's nervous, afraid the Russians are going to bomb Washington D.C. Mrs. Bush, however is in D.C.
As for the Vice-President, we are being told he is in an undisclosed location.
Many across the nation have their option; however, Harry Reid may have said it best, "Why not? His Politics have gone down the tubes already!"