Written by Tom Taylor
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Wednesday, 13 June 2007

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Sex sells. Humour doesn't.

In a blatant and obvious attempt to receive hits, the words 'Naked Paris Hilton' have been put in the headline of a satirical article. This comes with the full knowledge that this story will receive more hits than anything that is actually witty, poignant, political or genuinely satirical.

The fact that so many people on the internet are still searching for Paris is astounding as almost everybody knows where she is; jail - and it's not like she's moving from there anytime soon.

So remember, if you're looking for Paris Hilton, she's in Jail. You should try looking there first.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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