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Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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Recent waves of bumper sticker tagging has spread to The Happiest Place on Earth. Thousands of stickers bearing Mickey Mouse ears and swastika appeared on the grounds of Disneyland Monday evening.

"This was a well organized assault," said a Disney spokesperson. "Stickers appeared quickly and over the entire expanse of the park."

Curious guests asked the meaning of the swastika. It was explained that Steven Watts' Disney biography "The Magic Kingdom" states animator Arthur Babbitt said Walt attended American Nazi Party meetings.

Cast members were asked to stay late hunting down and removing the offensive stickers. Disney's new roaming Oscar the Grouch Animatronic scrubber proved ineffective with the stickers.

Disney's other theme parks have been put on alert.

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