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Monday, 11 June 2007

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(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.

It wasn't until the afflicted felt comfortable enough to discuss it in conversation that they realized the identical symptoms.

A search of the area Monday morning turned up a woman with a laptop HyperSonic Sound system capable of beaming the words into targets' heads from a distance.

HSS works on the principle of FM sound wave interference. Highly directional ultrasonic frequences are modulated to produce sound in the audible range.

The Army's thesaurus lists airport scarecrow as a use for voice to skull technology.

Charges haven't been pressed against Joan Doh. Dozens of personal injury lawsuits have been filed against her by alleged victims.

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