Washington, DC - President Bush today announced that the White House will be outsourced to Chennai, India.
"All jobs within the White House, except the President and Vice President, will move to India" announced Bush today.
President Bush and Dick Cheney will remain in the U.S and work from Bush's Crawford, Texas, ranch. 'White House West' will be command central for the president. All other administrative duties of the Office of the White House will be performed by Indian call center employees.
"What with our economy gone to the pot," lamented Bush, "we have to cut costs. We have to be physically responsitive. These are difficult choices, but ones which has to be make," stumbled Bush. "Besides," he continued, "the barbecue ribs is so much better in Crawford!"