Written by Michelle Crowley
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Topics: Drugs, War on Drugs

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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President Clinton experiences Free Hug

The US Supreme Court surprised the Bush Administration by declaring every day National Free Hug Day. The long awaited decision comes in the heels a controversial joint study by the CDC and Ecstasy.org.

Ecsasy.org reports that although 100% of the Free Hug demonstrators reported colds, 100% of the Activists who have experimented with Ecstasy noted similar Ecstasy effects during their campaign. Ecstasy is considered unique due to its effect on emotions and empathy creating a strong emotional link with others.

The Bush Administration remains unconvinced of any benefit of Free Hugs and has commissioned a study to study the validity of the CDC and Ecstasy.org's study.

Critics of the Bush Administration contend that Free Hug Days could be the perfect antidote to Ecstasy and propose airing a Sick Puppies Video to promote a campaign inviting anyone in possession of Ecstasy to drop off their stash in exchange for a hug. The collected Ecstasy would then be transported via military aircraft to Guantanamo for Commander and Soldier use.

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