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Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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Clinto: 'Intimate CIA probes'

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In a rare public debate abput her husband Bill's fidelity Hillary Clinton has said Monday that she "probably would have got through her marital troubles without bringing God into it."

"I am very happy that I had good grindings in the matrimonial bed for many years," the New York Senator said.

"It gave me the courage and the strength to do what I thought was right, incuding screwing over Gennifer Flowers and her damnfool fanny."

"I'm not sure I could have got through it all out my utter faith in myself to get away with it."

Clinton also told the press that she had been "intimately
tested" in a number of ways and always passed with flying colors.

"At those moments when you are tested, interrogated by the Feds, the CIA and all the other law enforcement officials probing Vince Foster's 'suicide' it is absolutely vital that you retain an damned good attorney and never, ever change your story."

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