Written by Skews Me
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Topics: Space, Computers, Monkey

Monday, 4 June 2007

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Chimpanzees liberated from Los Angeles sweatshop computer spamming have been going apes over news coverage of their kin's revolt at Hardly University.

The apes at Hardly escaped and have been planning to launch a spacecraft, raising concerns from Mind Control activists regarding chimeric human/ape brain transplants conducted at the school.

Hardly University has an extensive neural research and development program pioneering military airborne vector delivery systems utilizing mouse brain cultures grafted to computer chips.

The electronic gaming industry has also been pressuring the school to develop next generation wetware for consoles despite government restrictions involving computing capacity of a mobile system.

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