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Monday, 4 June 2007

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Swedish police discussing tactics just before the raid

Gammalsvenskby, Sweden - In an early dawn raid today, Swedish police seized hundreds of hours worth of audio recordings from the Women's French Open at dozens of Swedish porno companies. Suspecting the audio recordings were made just as recent as this past week's French Open, Swedish police have yet to contact the French to confirm.

"We confiscated dozens and dozens of boxes filled with audiotapes and CD's," said the Swedish police.

Swedish police were able to conduct the successful raids on a tip from the French police that they got from a man they arrested who was making illegal recordings of the event at the time.

Authorities suspect the audio recording have been used by the Swedish porno industry for years but they cannot confirm it.

"Further research will be needed to determine if that is the case," said Swedish police chief, Finn Andersen. "I will have to form a special police unit to probe into the matter more deeply."

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