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Wednesday, 13 June 2007

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The Congressmobile

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A starling new development out of Washington D.C. today as the House of Representatives passed a bill requiring all persons on the government payroll to carpool to work and back. The new bill does however have exceptions. Any one who can present physical or psychological reasons why it is unsafe for this person to carpool is omitted.

So and So dude from somewhere, spoke to us about the bill," I don't see why we don't go all out. That is why I proposed purchasing 'The Congressmobile'. The Congressmobile is a 1949 Mercedes touring bus equipped with all the latest accessories. For example the bus has all new heating and air conditioning units, xm radio, on-board coffee makers, i pod rechargers, hearing-aid batteries, and most importantly, a brand-new, state-of-the-art, life support system."

If approved by the Senate, the 5.75 million dollar vehicle would become operational in the spring of 2010.


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