Written by Carlos G
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Sunday, 3 June 2007

image for Jerry Garcia alive and well
"I was workin'' on mah boat.Gerry just came along,shoved this fish in my mouth and said Peace Dude!

Although press and media have reported that the "truckin'" hippy crooner died in 1994, reports are coming in on various sightings around the world.

Although some turn out to be cruel hoaxes, many reports just cannot be explained. The following are just a few recent ones which are quite valid and cannot be defunked.

    "Jerry came in to my diner,ordered a chocolate malt and fries, It was definately him" - Chuck Stuburger Chucks Diner PA

    "Ah was goin' about checkin the trailers when he appeared in front of me. Jumpin' Jesus I said, it's mah ol friend Jerry. I hooked him up with a trailer lickety spit" - Daryl Clayborn Owner/Manager Clayborns Trailerpark SD

    "Jerry came into my place.Walked up on stage and proceeded to play all his hits including a few covers of Dylan.He rocked. He left later with two lesbian midgets on his arms" - Drew Steel 67 Street Blues Bar Utah


This writer will be doing his best to get a full interview with Jerry. So until then keep an eye out for a dead-head who is far from dead.

Make Carlos G's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 2?

6 7 4 17
57 readers are online right now!

Go to top