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Saturday, 2 June 2007

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This Is What Makes The World Go Round?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "He's at again I tell ya; Bush is a dangerous man, and we need a more realistic leader in office. Let's lose the lunatic," said Fox News reporter Sean Hannity, once he learned of Bush's new economic plan.

The President announced this morning that with approval from the U.N. he would declare monopoly money to be the world currency. When questioned why the sudden change of focus Bush smiled and said, "Well shoot there's already a bunch of it out there, and the Americaners gotta have something' prostitute to keep their heads off all the killin' and bombin' and stuff in Iran, I mean Iraq."

In a later interview, President Bush said that he needs to remembered for doing at least one thing right. "Tom Jefferson wrote The Constitution and Abe Lincoln started Lincoln Motor Company and Noah got those Ten Contemptments. Ya know? I gotta be infamous for something'."


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