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Friday, 1 June 2007

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SillyCon Valley, CA: Apple today launched a new generation of Mac interface devices, the iBall.

'The iBall represents a new generation of Mac interface devices,' announced Steve Jobs, Apple founder and techno ├╝ber guru.

The iBall is designed to replace the bog standard human eyeball. A ten-hour operation all that is needed to replace your dusty, mono-media old eye with a shiny multimedia device capable of capturing still and moving images and relaying them to your Mac. Not only that, but you can use the iBall to make calls, listen to music, play games and even surf the web. It comes complete with the Apple anti-malware package, iSpy, as well as the internet porn package, iFull.

Apple launches its new creation in the same week that Microsoft showcased its latest interface platform, a touch-screen table called 'Surface'.

'Yeah, right, but who the hell wants to watch a coffee table?' mocked Jobs. 'Gates is such a square.'

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