Written by Cal Jennings
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Thursday, 31 May 2007

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Hillary's New Image

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Hillary Clinton is having a runoff for her new campaign songs. She placed an ad a while back to choose one of the songs she had listed or write in a song for her. Her top 5 favorite songs for the campaign are:

  • I'm So Pretty
  • She's So Fine
  • My Girl
  • Pretty Woman
  • You Are So Beautiful

Many other socially relevant songs were suggested, but they were turned down because they said nothing about her beauty or desirability. Hillary paid so much for her plastic surgery that she thinks choosing a campaign song that expresses her beauty and desirability the number one issue in her campaign. Some of her other favorites are:

  • I Wanna Sex You Up
  • Beautiful Boyz
  • Beautiful Woman
  • I Am Beautiful
  • I'm Too Sexy

She hopes that her campaign song will entice Barack Obama to run as her Vice President. Hillary said, "I must admit, Barack is one of my vices already. I don't care if he is a Muslim terrorist."

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