Written by Mike Rowave

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Thursday, 31 May 2007

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John McCain with existing voice

Phoenix - (Roiders): John McCain's camp announced today that Mr. McCain is in negotiations with James Earl Jones to be his voice until the presidential elections in 2008.

"James did a wonderful job making Darth Vader menacing in the Star Wars saga." said McCain's PR director Patch Hayes. "Mr. McCain thinks his voice is kind of wimpy and that people don't take his comments seriously. He believes having the voice of Darth Vader will give him the respect he deserves."

McCain has also attempted to contact George Lucas to see if he can carry a light sabre while on the campaign trail.

"I want to send the message that I support a strong military and yet also have a vision for the future." said McCain.

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