(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. and Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton.
"I couldn't believe I was about to pull over the former President. Then I figured it must have been a stolen vehicle," stated the officer who did not wish to be named.
"I tried to be careful but at a hundred an' seventy, all I could do was be amazed." Stated another D.P.D. officer who also did not want to be named.
Mrs. Clinton will go on trial on June, 13. She faces charges of public drunkeness, resisting arrest, driving under the influence, indecent exposure, eluding police, speeding, seven acts of hit and run, fifty-two acts of failure to stop at a red signal, driving down the wrong side of the street, fourteen separate violent acts toward an officer as well as many more not listed here.