Early this morning an Emergency Rectal Extractor (ERE) Unit was rushed to the White House. Responding to a 911 call the Walter Reed's Military Extraction team's white Hummer screamed through the new White House Stockade Wall's main gate at 7:30 this AM.
While no announcement from the White House's press secretary has been forthcoming the 7:30 time frame is assumed to coincide with the end of the Presidential daily war, economy, public opinion, and Toys R Us status briefing.
Washington pundits had noticed a further and further escalation of the movement of G W's head up his backside in the past months and this reporter believes that a critical point in this movement was reached this morning when the unit responded.
Dr. I. M. Afreak, Director of Posterior Evaluation at the nearby Doc in a Box Inc headquarters stated in an address to the AMA's Annapolis Fish Fry and Blues symposium that "excessive intrusion of the shoulders into the posterior cavity could lodge, if ones ears were exceptionally large in relationship to the brain cavity, the eye ridge into the interface between the small and large intestine requiring immediate emergency extraction".
Afreak believes this is just the sort crack team who responded to the call this morning.