Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club (rug division) is cock-a-hoop tonight as George W Bush prepares to announce that Robert Zoellick is to take over the top job at the World Bank which Paul Wolfowitz nepotised with such applomb.
Zoellick, 53, is a close pal of fellow CBC rugsman John Bolton and sports one one the least au naturel-looking hairpieces ever seen in DC aside from White House shock-jock Tony Snow.
A former underling of Condoleezza Rice, Zoellick joined investment bank Goldman Sachs last June as a managing director and chairman of the company's international advisors department.
He has held the position under the tutelage of non-exec director and ex-BP CEO Lord Browne who was booted off the Goldman Sachs board earlier this month after being outed by the UK' Law Lords as a lying, cheating, perjurious, two-faced Corrupt Bastards Club toerag.
Politically he is said to be somewhere to the right of Atilla the Hun along with all the other Corrupt Bastards Club alumni in the Bush Administration.
His personal batle hymn of the republic statement on Capitol Hill cited that:
"There is still plenty of evil in the world.
"Today, we are hard at work to develop nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons, along with the missiles to deliver them.
"We are people who are driven by enmity and by a need to dominate, and will not respond to reason or goodwill, so it's no use trying to cajole us in our purpose or mission.
"We will ever manipulate civilized rules for uncivilized ends."