The Reverend Al Sharpton, civil rights activist and radio talk show host, said Monday that he is angry about the fact that Al Franken has not written a book about him.
Franken is the author of Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. Sharpton said that, when Franken's book came out, he was only minimally upset, believing that Franken would follow with a book about him. However, now that several years have passed, and Franken has not written a single word about Sharpton, the reverend has decided that now is the time to speak out.
"Anybody can plainly see that I'm at least as much of a big fat idiot as that Limbaugh guy. I am calling for a complete boycott of Al Franken", Sharpton told all four of his faithful listeners.