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Saturday, 26 May 2007

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An eleven year old boy in Alabama killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds on a hunting trip with his father. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar ever.

The family announced that they plan to mount the head and make sausage from the meat.

In a probably unrelated story, Rosie O'Donnell has been reported missing in the state of Alabama one day after resigning from the view. The activist, comedian, lesbian, and talk show hostess quit because of conflicts with just about member of the cast and crew on the show.

At last report, she was going to an Alabama lesbian nudist colony to enjoy "communing with nature."

Theories that the two stories could be related could not be confirmed, as it is believed that Rosie weighed a little more than the pig and was not as attractive.

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