The fur and claws were flying Wednesday on the daytime talk show, The View, Joy Behar came up with a list of all the stupid things the Bush administration has done to date, stating, "former President Jimmy Carter and former Vice President Al Gore have both come forward saying the Bush administration is the worst administration in American history".
This enraged co-host and world current affairs expert, conservative Elizabeth Hasselbeck, she came to the defense of President Bush comparing the purposed American pull out of Iraq to a football game. This comparison got Rosie O'Donnell into the conversation because Rosie is anti Iraq war and is not really a football fan.
One audience member said, "I've never seen anything like it, on one hand you've got a four month pregnant, air headed, beauty queen pretending to know something about world affairs on the other a big ole bull dyke that no one likes but seems to have a pretty good point."
In the heat of the argument you could visibly see smoke coming out of Hasselbeck's ears obviously from the strain to her brain not being engaged in quite some time. There was also a distinct sound of mechanical gears turning in the broadcast audio.
The one lone man in the audience said, "I was shocked, these were women arguing about politics, I mean aren't they suppose to be talking about hair spray and finger nail polish?"
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert