Written by BillyKess
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Wednesday, 23 May 2007

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Who'd a thunk ol' hamster cheeks had it in him

An outburst on the Senate floor has led to one Senator being hospitalized, another senator's car left in ruins - and Senator John McCain's arrest.

Senator John McCain apparently became so enraged that he threw a chair at Senator Barbara Boxer - putting a 4 inch gash into the side of her face that required 47 stitches. A short time later, police found McCain outside smashing Senator John Cornyn's car with a baseball bat.

"He had this look on his face... this angry look. It was horrible. Very very scary." Said one source who wishes not to be disclosed.

This, of course, adds to the questions about McCain's temper and ability to be President.

As police approached a red-faced, violent, bat-swinging McCain, they demanded he drop the baseball bat. Instead, McCain refused and began running towards the police - with bat in hand. They had no choice but to shoot him with a tranquillizer dart.

The other Senator's remained inside and began deliberations on whether or not to send McCain to some kind of anger-therapy class.

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