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Topics: Hillary Clinton

Saturday, 19 May 2007

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Hillary and Her New Love

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - Hillary has sparked off a campaign to have people choose her campaign song for her.

The theme of most of the songs that Hillary has chosen for us to vote on has something about how beautiful or desirable she is, such as the lines, "she's a beautiful girl" from "Suddenly I See," "and then I saw her face, now I'm a believer," from "I'm a believer," "I never met a girl who makes me feel the way that you do," from "Get Ready," "when my mom said I look good in white," from "Ready to Run," "brown eyed boy and blue eyed girl," from "Rock This Country!," and "do it, do it, I'll take you there," from "I'll Take You There."

TheSpoof.com writer, Cal Jennings, suggested, "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield, but Hillary said, "That song is socially relevant. Besides, it doesn't say anything about me being beautiful or desirable, and that plastic surgery cost me a FORtune!"

Hillary listed a few songs by black artists, sighting her newfound love, Barack Obama. "That man just makes me feel all warm inside. I want to be his nappy headed ho!"

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