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Saturday, 19 May 2007

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Carter said Blair is a tosser

Washington DC - (Ass Messa): Former President Jimmy Carter has said that UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is a tosser for letting the Bush Administration write the world script as a major tragedy instead of the fatuous comedy of errors that it always has been.

"The man's a fool. His support for Bush has been grovelling, subservient, blinkered and assinine.

"But compliments aside, it's also been sinister."

The former 39th US President also slammed Blair's advisers as moronic arrivistes clinging like limpets to implausible plotlines and fake iconic symbols.

"Should have dumped Old Fatty Mountbatten and the rest of her gargoyles for staging 9/11. And JK Rowling, Madonna, Heather Mills McCartney. Same dungheap, different flies."

Carter's real wrath however was reserved for Blair's echoing of White House scriptwriter Karl Rove's sickobabble:

"He rewrote some pithy historical punchlines from Harry S Truman's Administration and erected a house of cards around them in GOP colors. The result was farcical."

"The White House mantra 'A President cannot always be popular' thus became the cornerstone of the Bush and Blair duet: 'A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, no question about it.'

"That's what he got sucked into, a GOP dictatorship. And now his own folks have spat him out back home, leaving him to the mercy of the cash for peerages cops.

"Some tossers just never learn."

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