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Thursday, 17 May 2007

Howard K Smith announced today that Anna Nicole's love child Hannah, fathered by good guy photographer Larry Birkhead has decided to give the small infant her first set of breast implants.

Birkhead says that the child will be getting a modeling agent and needs the implants to audition for cover girl jobs for Sports Illustrated and Frederics of Hollywood.

Victoria's Secret the underwear haberdashery says they are interested in having the baby Hannah be the first baby they featured in their catalogue.

The surgery will be done By Dr Hans Hiphop, a pediatric plastic surgeon at the Joan Rivers wing of the University of California at Los Angeles.

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