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Thursday, 17 May 2007

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Bush will be first to smoke now legal Marijana

The U.S has decided that Marijuana will in fact be legal. One of the biggest reasons is people need more jobs.

There will now be huge weed farms that unemployed people, mainly illegal aliens, can work.

Many U.S state laws have already decriminalized marijuana, making it legal to be in possession and use the drug, but illegal to buy or sell it. The new laws, to be enforced throughout the U.S, will legalize the status of the drug, and make the U.S only the second western country to have legalized its status, second only to The Netherlands.

President Bush, as you see in the picture, will have the first smoke and it will be televised.

The U.K is suspected to follow shortly in the Legalization of Marijuana. Many feel it will not have much impact since so many thousands already habitually use the drug. Experts believe it will also help reduce crime and cause many criminal gangs, who rely on the illegal sale of the drug, to disband.

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