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Topics: Iraq, Republicans, Women

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

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"No more Vodka on my morning oatmeal."

The support group Republican Women for a Perfect World, vowed today to aid George Bush's war chest by conducting bake sales, craft shows and other fund raisers and donating all the proceeds to the President.

"If congress won't give him the money to continue the slaughter in Iraq, we will," the group told reporters today. Several of the group's leaders say they will be swearing off alcohol for the next couple of months and donating the money they would have spent on booze to the war effort too.

"No more Vodka on my morning oatmeal, it will be hard to give up, but if I can do it for Lent, I can do it for George. It's better that I spend my money, helping to kill someone else for a change, anyway."

Phyllis Nelson, who resides on the other side of the political isle, said that the Republican women should "make their clothes out of recycled rubber tires, and use the money they earn, to 'save' the planet, instead of destroying peoples lives."

"Who do they think is President, Al Gore? The Democrats are all on crack if they think that we Republicans are interested in saving anything. We would support recycling bullets to kill, if we had too."

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