The so called 'Reverand' Jerry Falwell fell to his death today while working on 'moral issues' in his office. When he didn't appear for his pep rally to increase the legal age of consent to 28 - especially for residents of Louisiana, specifically New Orleans - his top page, Emilio Reyes (age 14), went to his office to assist the Reverand to the auditorium. Emilio found the Reverand slumped over his desk.
Emilio was too distraught to accompany the 'Rev' to the hospital after calling 911, although he was composed enough to erase the cache history of the 'Rev's' computer after saving it secretly to his external hard drive.
Emilio is seeking counseling as a result of seeing the image on Jerry's computer screen and is not sure of what majority the 'Rev' was investigating.