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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

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The Winning Design for the Kennedy Memorial

Washington, DC - Members of the Board of Trustees for the National Park Services and officials at the U.S Department of the Interior today unveiled plans for a new Kennedy Memorial, to honor all of the dynastic family's many contributions to American society through political office.

"We anticipate a hip, sophisticated monument," said Park Service rep Linda Helms. Added DOI's James Flannery, "It should be a refreshing look on the National Mall; something which says 'come and sit, relax after a hard day'".

Gathered onlookers gasped excitedly as the winning design was unveiled: a thirty-foot high, 220,000 ounce colored granite and marble salute to all that the Kennedy family represents to America.

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