Written by Lorenzo Lee
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Topics: Fire, New Hampshire

Tuesday, 27 January 2004

New Hampshire- In a last ditch effort to re-launch his campaign after his dreary performance in the Iowan caucuses, Mr. Howard Dean revealed that he was in the movie "In the Line of Fire" starring Clint Eastwood.

"If you notice closely while watching the movie, I played the President," Dean mentioned, while drinking a highly caffeinated beverage.

A close screening of the movie does reveal that the movie actor who played the President in the movie does in fact resemble Mr. Dean, however, it cannot be verified.

Mr. Eastwood, who played a secret service agent out to protect the President from a crazed assasin, was too busy "trying to get his second Oscar" for any comment.

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