In an unprecedented move that has left the entire globe stunned, Jesus Christ returned Sunday, May 13th at 8pm Central time. Floating down to Earth over Texas amidst rolls of thunder and descending from suddenly gathered clouds the Savior walked up to the door of Congressman Ron Paul and knocked. The Congressman himself answered, inviting the Savior in.
Stunned neighbors and crowds from across the World who were able to see the phenomenon waited breathlessly outside. Curiously enough, those who could see the Savior did not include the leadership of most of the churches who have so loudly been awaiting Him.
Jesus Christ remained inside with the Congressman for a period of 15 minutes. Then a roar was heard as if all the angels in Heaven were shouting for joy and a cloud settled down on the small, ordinary home and a deep, resonate voice was heard by all present. Lightning bolts were seen crackling within the roils of mist.
"My Son and I hereby endorse Ron Paul for President," echoed across the small suburban lawns as people gasped and fell to their knees.
At that moment the door to the Paul home opened and Jesus Christ walked out arm in arm with Ron Paul, who looked stunned. Mrs. Paul followed the two figures, but she was not glowing as were both Paul and Jesus.
Then, the Voice of God again was heard, penetrating past the ears of the listeners, as if they were hearing it with all their senses, its portent imprinting itself on their minds and hearts and souls.
"Register Republican so you can get Dr. Paul the nomination of the Republican Party and at the same time cleanse the den of iniquity that the Republican Party has become. Some of My people are already working on that. The Warrior Grannies will help you. "
With that Jesus kissed Dr. Paul, spoke a few words to him, and rose into Heaven saying to those surrounding Him, "I know you will now finish the Mission I set for you. Loving One Another means making government the servant of humanity, never its master. Get serious about it now! Dr. Paul will show you how that works with the first free market ever seen on Earth; a free market only exists when each of My children is free to choose for themselves what they will make of the Gift that is their own individual life.
"Bless every one who takes up that work with Dr. Paul and so establishes My Truth; as the lion laid down with the lamb so each of you must learn to love all nations and faiths because all are One in Me."
The crowd did not move until the figure of Christ had entirely faded from view.
To Register Republican get a form and just fill it out. Get some extras and register everyone you know. That is the Word from the scene of the Rapture. The Truth is where you find it.
(And you thought I was spoofing! Now you can see that Jesus works in mysterious ways.)