An anonymous source has leaked confidential medical records belonging to Paris Hilton to Entertainless News. According to the records, which include an MRI scan of Hilton's cranium, the heiress' skull contains mostly air.
"It's a void, and empty chasm", writes the neurologist. Entertainless News has opted not to name the doctor in the interest of maintaining his privacy.
Though many people believe that high intelligence is associated with the acquisition of lots of money, the case of Paris Hilton begs to differ.
Paris Hilton is 34-25-35.