CCN (Crazy Cal News) - George Bush, not to be outdone by that "wimpy Democart," Bill Clinton, proved he was the better man by going out with TWO interns.
"Them Democarts can only handle one woman. We Republicrats can handle two!" exclaimed Bush.
President Bush's two interns were seen escorting him out of a honky tonk in a drunken stupor. He paused briefly for the photo op because he knew that no one would believe him if he just told them.
"These picturz prove that I'm supported by mi amigos, these beautiful internz, that look dang near as good as Bill's. All I had ta do is promise 'em jobs. There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about," said the president, revealing his drunkenness.
NBC's David Gregory asked if he was worried about Laura finding out about the interns, to which President Bush replied, "And my concern, David, is several."
The president and his interns then got into the limousine where the president was seen fumbling with a box of cigars as it departed.