It appears that the stress of being the leader of the world's only superpower has finally caught up with President George W. Bush, after many years of sobriety.
Last Saturday, after a morning of binge drinking, the Commander-in-Chief crashed a company picnic being held by employees of farm implement manufacturer John Deere.
According to eyewitnesses, Mr. Bush was yelling obscenities, groping women, and stumbling around. The coup d' gras came when the president urinated into an ice chest full of beer. At that point he was ushered back to the motorcade by alert secret service agents.