CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mass, U.S. - Holy Fishguts Batman! A Fish franchise fed four frightened fellows to it's fishery Friday. Finally feeling them fighting for freedom, the four fellows were fished out of the fiasco.
"Man, we STINK!" exclaimed one of the fishery workers. "We thought we were GONERS! It'll take a years worth of pay for us to get THIS smell out."
Forty-five frightening minutes after a faulty filtration pad fractured, the frightened fish workers fell into the feces. "We'll have to fight to fend off the felines forever," said the frightened fishery filter fixer. "Floundering in feces isn't fun."
The fabulous attorney, finagler Freddy Finkster filed forms for the floundering fishery filter fixers.