Written by Cal Jennings
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Topics: Republicans, Women

Friday, 11 May 2007

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Splash is all that's left of woman's car.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - Today, a Republican woman was trying to drive across a puddle when she suddenly realized how deep the puddle was.

The "puddle" was a result of a Republican plan to cut funding to public roads so that they could further reduce the taxes on the poor elite billionaires. Since the plane was invoked, such puddles have cropped up all over the United States.

The puddles were left unmarked because the bill prohibits spending money that could go to billionaires from being spent on such trivial things as road signs. Much to their surprise, one Republican lady accidentally drove into one of the puddles. They didn't realize that she was a Republican until they discovered that her car was blue.

"We never thought a Republican would drive into one of the puddles," a Republican Party spokesperson said. "We didn't think there were any Republicans who drove a vehicle that small."

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